November 30, 2007
Huckabee's phone call from God
"You want me to deliver a message... and that would be... Yes sir, we wanna do what's right. And our president does. And we're behind him, yes sir, we sure are."
"We know you don't take sides in the election, but if you did, we kinda think you'd hang in there with us, Lord, we really do... Yes sir... We'll pass those good words on... I see. You talk to the president, and he talks to you, anyway. And we know that. Yes sir. Take care of the family, and marriage. And the people of America. And all the people. And the children... I can tell you every one of us are committed to doing that, and a whole army of people out here..."
See also: my rant about Huckabee's comment on primates. Oh, and you can still get "When The President Talks to God" for free on iTunes.
(via Cynical-C)